Lily Quote #619

Quote from Lily in Who Wants To Be A Godparent

Marshall: Babe, I know these guys have been a little over the top lately.
Lily: A little?
Marshall: But we still have to pick a guardian just in case.
Lily: In case of what?
Marshall: Don't make me say it.
Lily: Say it. I can handle it. Say it.
Marshall: In case we die.
Lily: [weeps] How can you even say it?

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