Lily Quote #618

Quote from Lily in Who Wants To Be A Godparent

Ted: Wait, this is how you're going to choose a guardian for Marvin? I mean, why don't you just put us in a three-way cage match and go with whoever's left standing?
Lily: We talked about that, but it gave Robin an unfair advantage.

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