Marshall Quote #989
Quote from Marshall in Who Wants To Be A Godparent
Marshall: [on the phone] Marcus, hey, how's it going?
Marcus: Pretty freaking sweet, buttwipe. I packed up all my crap; I said, "See ya" to Sarah and the kids, and I finally got my dream job as a mixologist down here at Carnalism 2. Hold on. Some punk's trying to use his snorkel rental as a bong. Hey! [Jamaican accent] You be packin' that bowl too tight, mon.
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