Robin Quote #754
Quote from Robin in Who Wants To Be A Godparent
Marshall: I keep reassuring Lily that this is all hypothetical. Relatively speaking, New York City is very safe.
Barney: Please, faulty elevators, exploding man hole covers, jealous husbands. This place is a coroner's paradise.
Lily: Oh!
Robin: They are way more likely to eat it in a mugging gone wrong. There was a double hommy on your block like a week ago. Caught it on the scanner during lunch. Knife job. Guy made a real mess of it too.
Lily: [weeps]
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