Lily Quote #616
Quote from Lily in Who Wants To Be A Godparent
Ted: So, you guys spent your first night out in five months, sitting at home planning for your own deaths?
Marshall: Yeah, we found this web site that helps you make a will.
[flashback:]
Marshall: In the event of your death...
Lily: Ooh! I'm sorry. It- It's just real sad to think about.
Marshall: Oh, I know. All right. In the event of your death...
Lily: [weeps]
Marshall: Okay, no, you know what? Let's just start with something easy. Okay. Okay? Please enter your zip code.
Lily: [wails] We'll never get mail again.
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