Barney Quote #1729
Quote from Barney in Who Wants To Be A Godparent
Ted: To long-awaited MacLaren's return of Marshall and Lily.
Marshall: Mmm. I've missed this. Okay. We got to go.
Robin: W-what? You just got here.
Barney: I cleared my whole night for you guys. I didn't even bring my booty-call phone.
Lily: Oh, I'm sorry, but we just really need some time to ourselves. I promise we'll hang out soon.
Marshall: See you guys. Bye.
[Barney's booty phone rings]
Barney: [answers] Yeah, like I'm going to leave this at home. Barney Stinson. How may I direct my penis?
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