Barney Quote #1728
Quote from Barney in Who Wants To Be A Godparent
Marshall: And how are things for the old Barnacle?
[Barney flashes back to sex with a woman]
Barney: [inner monologue] Not an eight. At best, she was a six, six and a half. More like a four by the time I was done with her. Mental self-five. [out loud] Everything's great.
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