Barney Quote #1711
Quote from Barney in The Pre-Nup
Barney: Hang on a second. "A half million dollar fine "any time Mr. Stinson can't 'rise to the occasion,' cue sad slide whistle sounds"?
Lily: [blows a slide whistle]
Arthur: Hey, what's this about a shock collar?
Robin: Ah, yes, we'll explain. Miss Garvey has many attractive friends who will come to visit.
[fantasy scene:]
Barney: May I offer you goat cheese puff pastries I made, mistress?
Quinn: As long as you can do it quietly.
[As Barney eyes up one of Quinn's friends, she presses a remote which sets off Barney's shock collar. He jerks around and falls to the ground]
[present:]
Barney: Wait, I'm confused. If it's not around my neck, then where's the shock collar? Oh, God.
Men: Oh, God.
Quinn: It's more of a shock ring, really.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘The Pre-Nup’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Barney: Actually, I'm okay. I found out I'll never trust someone enough to get married, and that's fine. My single life is, and always will be, legen... wait for it...
[a little ways down the road:]
Barney: dary! My wedding is gonna be legendary.
Arthur: So, prenup?
Barney: Not this time.
Robin: [enters] Oh, hey you. Ready for lunch?
Barney: Totally. [Barney and Robin kiss]
Quote from Barney
Ted: Wait. Is this prenup in any way legit? I mean, so far, it sounds a lot like that bar napkin document you make one-night stands sign, promising not to get clingy.
Barney: The Pre-Shtup, patent pending. God, I come up with a lot of good stuff!
Quote from Marshall
Ted: You named her lady parts?
Marshall: Everyone does that.
Ted: So... Lily?
Marshall: Snap, Crackle, Pop. [popping sound]