Barney Quote #1710
Quote from Barney in The Pre-Nup
Barney: "In the event of divorce, Miss Garvey shall get full custody of Mr. Stinson's suits"? Why? What would you do with them?
Quinn: Nothing. I'd just sit around and watch them go out of style.
Barney: That is just sick.
Quinn: Keep reading.
Barney: "Mr. Stinson is allowed to attend any function at the Playboy Mansion." Well, at least that's nice. [Quinn turns the page] "Provided he arrives in an urn."
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘The Pre-Nup’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Barney: Actually, I'm okay. I found out I'll never trust someone enough to get married, and that's fine. My single life is, and always will be, legen... wait for it...
[a little ways down the road:]
Barney: dary! My wedding is gonna be legendary.
Arthur: So, prenup?
Barney: Not this time.
Robin: [enters] Oh, hey you. Ready for lunch?
Barney: Totally. [Barney and Robin kiss]
Quote from Barney
Ted: Wait. Is this prenup in any way legit? I mean, so far, it sounds a lot like that bar napkin document you make one-night stands sign, promising not to get clingy.
Barney: The Pre-Shtup, patent pending. God, I come up with a lot of good stuff!
Quote from Marshall
Ted: You named her lady parts?
Marshall: Everyone does that.
Ted: So... Lily?
Marshall: Snap, Crackle, Pop. [popping sound]