Ted Quote #1148
Quote from Ted in The Pre-Nup
Ted: It's time to give Klaus "das boot."
[Klaus sobbing in the distance]
Victoria: Klaus?
Ted: Wait, can... Can you hear us through the wall?
Klaus: [o.s.] Yes, I can hear you. I hear everything.
Ted: That's it. Klaus, get in here! For God's sake. I want you out of my apartment. You, those ferrets and all five newborns.
Klaus: Six and counting. Mama is still going. It is like a clown car.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘The Pre-Nup’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Barney: Actually, I'm okay. I found out I'll never trust someone enough to get married, and that's fine. My single life is, and always will be, legen... wait for it...
[a little ways down the road:]
Barney: dary! My wedding is gonna be legendary.
Arthur: So, prenup?
Barney: Not this time.
Robin: [enters] Oh, hey you. Ready for lunch?
Barney: Totally. [Barney and Robin kiss]
Quote from Barney
Ted: Wait. Is this prenup in any way legit? I mean, so far, it sounds a lot like that bar napkin document you make one-night stands sign, promising not to get clingy.
Barney: The Pre-Shtup, patent pending. God, I come up with a lot of good stuff!
Quote from Marshall
Ted: You named her lady parts?
Marshall: Everyone does that.
Ted: So... Lily?
Marshall: Snap, Crackle, Pop. [popping sound]