Ted Quote #1147

Quote from Ted in The Pre-Nup

Victoria: I'll admit, there have been a few awkward moments.
[flashback:]
Klaus: [naked] You are going to love this. This is the popular German situational-comedy, Strange Compatriots. Here we come. Ooh. Here's the thing about this show, okay? One of them is very neat und the other one is very, very neat.

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 ‘The Pre-Nup’ Quotes

Quote from Barney

Barney: Actually, I'm okay. I found out I'll never trust someone enough to get married, and that's fine. My single life is, and always will be, legen... wait for it...
[a little ways down the road:]
Barney: dary! My wedding is gonna be legendary.
Arthur: So, prenup?
Barney: Not this time.
Robin: [enters] Oh, hey you. Ready for lunch?
Barney: Totally. [Barney and Robin kiss]

Quote from Barney

Ted: Wait. Is this prenup in any way legit? I mean, so far, it sounds a lot like that bar napkin document you make one-night stands sign, promising not to get clingy.
Barney: The Pre-Shtup, patent pending. God, I come up with a lot of good stuff!

Quote from Marshall

Ted: You named her lady parts?
Marshall: Everyone does that.
Ted: So... Lily?
Marshall: Snap, Crackle, Pop. [popping sound]