Barney Quote #1707
Quote from Barney in The Pre-Nup
Lily: My God! What the hell does Barney think marriage is going to be like, anyway?
[flashback:]
Barney: Just a healthy, modern-day marriage, based on mutual respect between two equals.
[fantasy:]
Quinn: Ready for your wake-up lap dance, Master?
Barney: Aren't you forgetting something?
Quinn: [gasps] Oh, my God, it's 9:00 a.m.
Barney: Legally mandated morning pillow fight time!
Women: [chant] Best husband ever. Best husband ever.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘The Pre-Nup’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Barney: Actually, I'm okay. I found out I'll never trust someone enough to get married, and that's fine. My single life is, and always will be, legen... wait for it...
[a little ways down the road:]
Barney: dary! My wedding is gonna be legendary.
Arthur: So, prenup?
Barney: Not this time.
Robin: [enters] Oh, hey you. Ready for lunch?
Barney: Totally. [Barney and Robin kiss]
Quote from Barney
Ted: Wait. Is this prenup in any way legit? I mean, so far, it sounds a lot like that bar napkin document you make one-night stands sign, promising not to get clingy.
Barney: The Pre-Shtup, patent pending. God, I come up with a lot of good stuff!
Quote from Marshall
Ted: You named her lady parts?
Marshall: Everyone does that.
Ted: So... Lily?
Marshall: Snap, Crackle, Pop. [popping sound]