Barney Quote #1701
Quote from Barney in The Pre-Nup
Quinn: Hey, you ready for lunch?
Barney: Hey, there she is. The future Mrs. Barney Stinson. You better enjoy signing your name "Quinn Garvey" while you still can, right? Like, I don't know... Here, here, here, initial here.
Quinn: What is this?
Barney: Oh, this is our prenup. Black or blue? Totally up to you.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘The Pre-Nup’ Quotes
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Barney: Actually, I'm okay. I found out I'll never trust someone enough to get married, and that's fine. My single life is, and always will be, legen... wait for it...
[a little ways down the road:]
Barney: dary! My wedding is gonna be legendary.
Arthur: So, prenup?
Barney: Not this time.
Robin: [enters] Oh, hey you. Ready for lunch?
Barney: Totally. [Barney and Robin kiss]
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Ted: Wait. Is this prenup in any way legit? I mean, so far, it sounds a lot like that bar napkin document you make one-night stands sign, promising not to get clingy.
Barney: The Pre-Shtup, patent pending. God, I come up with a lot of good stuff!
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Barney: Just go ahead and sign. It's all pretty standard.
Quinn: "In the event of divorce, "Mr. Stinson is granted weekly visitation rights to Ann, Sarah and Molly." You named our future kids? That's actually pretty sweet.
Arthur: Those are Mr. Stinson's names for your lady parts.
Barney: It's important for the girls to maintain a relationship with their daddy. [high-fives Arthur]