Future Ted Quote #191
Quote from Future Ted in The Pre-Nup
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, the summer of 2012 was the Summer of Love. Barney and Quinn, me and Victoria, Robin and Nick, Lily, Marshall and Marvin. Everyone was happy as can be. Which means there are absolutely no good stories. Let's skip ahead, to October 2012, the official kick-off of what came to be known as the Autumn of Breakups.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘The Pre-Nup’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Barney: Actually, I'm okay. I found out I'll never trust someone enough to get married, and that's fine. My single life is, and always will be, legen... wait for it...
[a little ways down the road:]
Barney: dary! My wedding is gonna be legendary.
Arthur: So, prenup?
Barney: Not this time.
Robin: [enters] Oh, hey you. Ready for lunch?
Barney: Totally. [Barney and Robin kiss]
Quote from Barney
Ted: Wait. Is this prenup in any way legit? I mean, so far, it sounds a lot like that bar napkin document you make one-night stands sign, promising not to get clingy.
Barney: The Pre-Shtup, patent pending. God, I come up with a lot of good stuff!
Quote from Barney
Barney: Just go ahead and sign. It's all pretty standard.
Quinn: "In the event of divorce, "Mr. Stinson is granted weekly visitation rights to Ann, Sarah and Molly." You named our future kids? That's actually pretty sweet.
Arthur: Those are Mr. Stinson's names for your lady parts.
Barney: It's important for the girls to maintain a relationship with their daddy. [high-fives Arthur]