Ted Quote #1124
Quote from Ted in Good Crazy
Holly: And that's the story of my only lesbian experience. I'm sorry for going into so much detail. I'll never tell that story again. Anyway, how's your meal?
Ted: Holly, listen, I should probably tell you, um... I'm kind of getting over someone right now.
Holly: I am so glad you said that. I guess I'm still getting over Wayne. It's been really hard.
Waiter: Can I interest you in some sorbet? You two look like you could both use a palate cleanser.
[later, post-coital:]
Holly: How's your palate, Ted?
Ted: Pretty cleansed.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Good Crazy’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Barney: No, I'm thinking of something much more traditional: online dating.
Ted: Yeah. No, thanks.
Barney: Come on, Ted, it's 2012. What do you expect, to meet some cute travel agent when you're readin' a newspaper at a bookstore? None of those things exist anymore.
Quote from Barney
Marshall: Lily's right. I've been acting crazy.
Barney: Nah, it's okay, bro. I mean, yeah, you've been a little crazy. But it comes from love. It's the same kind of crazy that makes a man offer his stripper girlfriend over half a million dollars of government bailout money not to rub up on other guys' junk. It's good crazy.
Quote from Barney
Barney: You know, it's funny. You tell the average guy you're dating a stripper, he thinks it's awesome. Heck, you tell your mom, she high-fives you so fast, she doesn't even take off her oven mitts. But if they had any idea
how difficult it is - the jealousy, the insecurity - those high fives would be high fives of condolence.
Ted: Barney, condolence high fives are not a thing.
Barney: They're a thing.
[flashback to Barney at work:]
Barney: I'm afraid we're gonna have to let you go. Up top.