Ted Quote #1123
Quote from Ted in Good Crazy
Holly: And that was the last time I'll ever go out with a guy with a mustache.
Ted: [inner monologue] This is good. This is nice. Not thinking about you-know-who. Just having a good time... and thanking God I didn't grow that mustache.
Holly: And you, you're so polite. My ex-fiance, Wayne, he had no manners.
Ted: [inner monologue] Wayne had no manners. Wayne Manners. Wayne Manor, home of Bruce Wayne, better known as Batman, mentor to Dick Grayson, his orphaned ward, who at night would don the colorful vestments of the Boy Wonder, a.k.a. ... Robin!
[Ted sees Robin]
Robin: Holy long walk for a short drink of water, Ted.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Good Crazy’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Barney: No, I'm thinking of something much more traditional: online dating.
Ted: Yeah. No, thanks.
Barney: Come on, Ted, it's 2012. What do you expect, to meet some cute travel agent when you're readin' a newspaper at a bookstore? None of those things exist anymore.
Quote from Barney
Marshall: Lily's right. I've been acting crazy.
Barney: Nah, it's okay, bro. I mean, yeah, you've been a little crazy. But it comes from love. It's the same kind of crazy that makes a man offer his stripper girlfriend over half a million dollars of government bailout money not to rub up on other guys' junk. It's good crazy.
Quote from Barney
Barney: You know, it's funny. You tell the average guy you're dating a stripper, he thinks it's awesome. Heck, you tell your mom, she high-fives you so fast, she doesn't even take off her oven mitts. But if they had any idea
how difficult it is - the jealousy, the insecurity - those high fives would be high fives of condolence.
Ted: Barney, condolence high fives are not a thing.
Barney: They're a thing.
[flashback to Barney at work:]
Barney: I'm afraid we're gonna have to let you go. Up top.