Barney Quote #1669
Quote from Barney in Good Crazy
Quinn: "So in summation, I'm very, very sorry. I guess I just wanted you all to myself... and then I thought of all the creepy guys groping at your- Okay, I'm getting mad again, so I'm going to stop writing now. Please enjoy these chocolates. May contain peanuts."
Barney: Kiss and make up? [they kiss] Have sex up against the window and make up?
Quinn: Well, you do have a great view.
Barney: Well, funny you should mention that. It's your view.
Quinn: Come again for Big Fudge?
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Good Crazy’ Quotes
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Barney: No, I'm thinking of something much more traditional: online dating.
Ted: Yeah. No, thanks.
Barney: Come on, Ted, it's 2012. What do you expect, to meet some cute travel agent when you're readin' a newspaper at a bookstore? None of those things exist anymore.
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Marshall: Lily's right. I've been acting crazy.
Barney: Nah, it's okay, bro. I mean, yeah, you've been a little crazy. But it comes from love. It's the same kind of crazy that makes a man offer his stripper girlfriend over half a million dollars of government bailout money not to rub up on other guys' junk. It's good crazy.
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Barney: You know, it's funny. You tell the average guy you're dating a stripper, he thinks it's awesome. Heck, you tell your mom, she high-fives you so fast, she doesn't even take off her oven mitts. But if they had any idea
how difficult it is - the jealousy, the insecurity - those high fives would be high fives of condolence.
Ted: Barney, condolence high fives are not a thing.
Barney: They're a thing.
[flashback to Barney at work:]
Barney: I'm afraid we're gonna have to let you go. Up top.