Lily Quote #596
Quote from Lily in Good Crazy
Future Ted: [v.o.] With that, an argument began... the details of which are still hotly debated to this day. For instance, Uncle Marshall swears he never said...
Marshall: I 'm the only one making sacrifices for this baby.
Lily: What?
Future Ted: And he claims he never actually uttered the words...
Marshall: It's like you don't even know that you're pregnant.
Future Ted: While Lily insists this part was exaggerated.
Lily: Babies are easy. You just watch 'em be cute and feed 'em spaghetti.
Future Ted: But everyone agrees this is how the argument ended.
Lily: Marshall, what I need now is some peace, some quiet and, now that it's out there, some spaghetti. Now please help me off the couch so I can storm out. Huh!
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Quote from Barney
Barney: No, I'm thinking of something much more traditional: online dating.
Ted: Yeah. No, thanks.
Barney: Come on, Ted, it's 2012. What do you expect, to meet some cute travel agent when you're readin' a newspaper at a bookstore? None of those things exist anymore.
Quote from Barney
Marshall: Lily's right. I've been acting crazy.
Barney: Nah, it's okay, bro. I mean, yeah, you've been a little crazy. But it comes from love. It's the same kind of crazy that makes a man offer his stripper girlfriend over half a million dollars of government bailout money not to rub up on other guys' junk. It's good crazy.
Quote from Barney
Barney: You know, it's funny. You tell the average guy you're dating a stripper, he thinks it's awesome. Heck, you tell your mom, she high-fives you so fast, she doesn't even take off her oven mitts. But if they had any idea
how difficult it is - the jealousy, the insecurity - those high fives would be high fives of condolence.
Ted: Barney, condolence high fives are not a thing.
Barney: They're a thing.
[flashback to Barney at work:]
Barney: I'm afraid we're gonna have to let you go. Up top.