Ted Quote #1118
Quote from Ted in Good Crazy
Future Ted: [v.o.] In May of 2012, Marshall and Lily hosted a baby shower in the apartment. All their friends were there. So, of course, I made sure to show up exactly three hours late.
Ted: Oh, no. Am I late?
Lily: Little bit.
Ted: Oh, I 'm so sorry. I would have gotten here earlier. It's just, um...
Lily: You didn't want to see Robin.
Ted: I didn't want to see Robin. I know, it's childish. She's not here, is she?
Lily: Actually...
[flashback to the morning:]
Robin: Oh, no. Am I early?
Lily: Little bit.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Good Crazy’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Barney: No, I'm thinking of something much more traditional: online dating.
Ted: Yeah. No, thanks.
Barney: Come on, Ted, it's 2012. What do you expect, to meet some cute travel agent when you're readin' a newspaper at a bookstore? None of those things exist anymore.
Quote from Barney
Marshall: Lily's right. I've been acting crazy.
Barney: Nah, it's okay, bro. I mean, yeah, you've been a little crazy. But it comes from love. It's the same kind of crazy that makes a man offer his stripper girlfriend over half a million dollars of government bailout money not to rub up on other guys' junk. It's good crazy.
Quote from Barney
Barney: You know, it's funny. You tell the average guy you're dating a stripper, he thinks it's awesome. Heck, you tell your mom, she high-fives you so fast, she doesn't even take off her oven mitts. But if they had any idea
how difficult it is - the jealousy, the insecurity - those high fives would be high fives of condolence.
Ted: Barney, condolence high fives are not a thing.
Barney: They're a thing.
[flashback to Barney at work:]
Barney: I'm afraid we're gonna have to let you go. Up top.