Barney Quote #1638
Quote from Barney in Trilogy Time
Woman: Chester, you're not even dressed. The reservation is in 15 minutes.
Chester: Shh! He's back. Every night at exactly 8:00 p.m., the well-dressed blond man appears.
Woman: Chuck and Joanne are going to be waiting.
Chester: You don't understand! Every night, he does this. Every single night. He steps out of this building, walks exactly seven paces, stops, and smiles.
Woman: Honey, I am worried about you.
Chester: Is he trying to communicate with someone? Is he trying to communicate with me? Why is he doing this?!
[cut to MacLaren's:]
Robin: But aside from not being able to fart in the apartment, how's living with Quinn?
Barney: Oh, it's great.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Trilogy Time’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
[flashback to 2006:]
Barney: A baby in a trucker hat. That's awesome. Anyway, Ted's right. 2009's gonna rule.
[fantasy scene in 2009:]
Barney: By the way, guys, this is Maya. You'll be seeing a lot more of Maya. [shows her out] And they never saw her again. Whassup!
[back:]
Ted: Okay, seriously, at least tell me you're gonna change the what will by then be nine-year-old beer commercial reference.
Quote from Ted
Marshall: Hey, buddy, I get that you're bummed. But I got a good feeling about 2015. I think that's gonna be your year.
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, that was the one time I ever lost faith in the idea that my life would be better in three years. And what's funny is, three years from that moment, my life was amazing.
[fantasy scene in 2015:]
Marshall: All right! It's trilogy time.
Barney: Can I just lodge one complaint? This is a guy's tradition. It's kind of a lame move on Ted's part to bring a chick.
Marshall: Come on, dude, cut him some slack.
Barney: I know. He loves her. She is pretty damn cute.
Ted: [holding a baby] Thank God she takes after her mother.
Barney: All right, let's watch this thing!
Marshall: TV, play Star Wars trilogy. Play Star Wars tril... You know what? Screw it.
Ted: [to the baby] Okay, you are about to see something awesome.
Barney: And just know this: Han shot first.
Marshall: I wonder if things'll be a lot different when we watch the trilogy again in 2018.
Ted: I hope not.
Quote from Barney
Barney: Lily, here's the thing. It's my apartment, and I need to assert my dominance as a man.
Robin: Don't ever say that to any girl ever.
Barney: Too late.
[flashback to Barney and Quinn in his apartment:]
Quinn: What did you just say to me?
[present:]
Robin: She gave up her apartment for you!
Lily: You said that to her?!
Barney: Okay, you know what? I don't have to sit here and take this from you ladies. I'm going to Ted's. The man cave, where guys can be guys.
[later, at Ted's:]
Ted: Assert your dominance?
Marshall: It's like you have no respect for women.
Ted: What is wrong with you?
Marshall: You have a mother!
Barney: You guys, too? I'm going to the Y for a shvitz.