Ted Quote #1093
Quote from Ted in The Drunk Train
Ted: Wait, wait, wait. You slept with her?
Barney: I know, I know. I'm late on sending the pictures. I've been swamped.
Ted: You like Quinn.
Barney: I...
Ted: That's why you can't stop "complaining" about her. That's why you just tanked our chance with these sl... lovely innocent flowers.
Woman: I don't even care where we go, but I hate doing it on the ground.
Ted: Barney, do you know why I'm on the Drunk Train on Valentine's Day? Because I have nothing better to do. No one I can't stop thinking about. So if you feel something for Quinn, go for it. Because you're wasting your time here. We both are.
Barney: I don't like Quinn!
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘The Drunk Train’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Ted: What the hell happened on that train? It was absolute chaos.
Barney: Ted, when I was at M.I.T., my favorite Einstein quote was: "God doesn't play dice with the universe."
Ted: You didn't go to M.I.T.
Barney: I didn't?
Ted: Huh. I actually have no idea where you went to college. Who are you?
Quote from Ted
Barney: I was all, "Do I look like I'm from Ronkonkoma?!"
All: Oh...!
Barney: That's all you gotta say!
Ted: Oh, oh, oh, big man with a briefcase! What do you think, you're better than me?!
Quote from Barney
Future Ted: [v.o.] That night, Barney and I found ourselves in a strange, new universe called... The Drunk Train.
Barney: Where has this heavenly vehicle been all my life? Can you hear its inspiring chant, Ted? I think I can get laid, I think I can get laid. It's-it's The Little Engine with Wood, The Whore-ient Express. The Long Island Tail Road!
Ted: Oh, I got one. Thomas the Spank Engine!
Barney: Ted, that is a children's book.