Robin Quote #710
Quote from Robin in The Drunk Train
Marshall: Well, I propose we order a bottle of wine.
Lily: Propose!
Marshall: Not propose. Suggest. I'm not married to the idea. Lily, take it.
Lily: Why don't we get an appetizer? How about the... onion rings? I mean, diamond rings. I mean, diamond circles. I mean, onion circles. I know they're fattening, but I hear this place has great onion circles.
Kevin: So, Robin, about not telling them?
Robin: The green salad looks interesting.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘The Drunk Train’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Ted: What the hell happened on that train? It was absolute chaos.
Barney: Ted, when I was at M.I.T., my favorite Einstein quote was: "God doesn't play dice with the universe."
Ted: You didn't go to M.I.T.
Barney: I didn't?
Ted: Huh. I actually have no idea where you went to college. Who are you?
Quote from Ted
Barney: I was all, "Do I look like I'm from Ronkonkoma?!"
All: Oh...!
Barney: That's all you gotta say!
Ted: Oh, oh, oh, big man with a briefcase! What do you think, you're better than me?!
Quote from Barney
Future Ted: [v.o.] That night, Barney and I found ourselves in a strange, new universe called... The Drunk Train.
Barney: Where has this heavenly vehicle been all my life? Can you hear its inspiring chant, Ted? I think I can get laid, I think I can get laid. It's-it's The Little Engine with Wood, The Whore-ient Express. The Long Island Tail Road!
Ted: Oh, I got one. Thomas the Spank Engine!
Barney: Ted, that is a children's book.