Robin Quote #708
Quote from Robin in The Drunk Train
Robin: You know, you are so great. You sat there listening to Marshall and Lily bicker all night, and you didn't complain once.
Kevin: Well, I am a therapist, so I do plan on billing them. I also have a couple powerful medications that might help.
Robin: Lily can't take anything; she's pregnant.
Kevin: No, I meant for us. If we're getting through five more meals and a sleigh ride with those guys, we need to be spaced out of our gourds.
Robin: Well, if we are keeping score, I owe you one weekend, mister.
Kevin: I was thinking a little longer than that.
Robin: What do you mean?
Kevin: Robin, will you marry me?
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘The Drunk Train’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Ted: What the hell happened on that train? It was absolute chaos.
Barney: Ted, when I was at M.I.T., my favorite Einstein quote was: "God doesn't play dice with the universe."
Ted: You didn't go to M.I.T.
Barney: I didn't?
Ted: Huh. I actually have no idea where you went to college. Who are you?
Quote from Ted
Barney: I was all, "Do I look like I'm from Ronkonkoma?!"
All: Oh...!
Barney: That's all you gotta say!
Ted: Oh, oh, oh, big man with a briefcase! What do you think, you're better than me?!
Quote from Barney
Future Ted: [v.o.] That night, Barney and I found ourselves in a strange, new universe called... The Drunk Train.
Barney: Where has this heavenly vehicle been all my life? Can you hear its inspiring chant, Ted? I think I can get laid, I think I can get laid. It's-it's The Little Engine with Wood, The Whore-ient Express. The Long Island Tail Road!
Ted: Oh, I got one. Thomas the Spank Engine!
Barney: Ted, that is a children's book.