Ted Quote #1087
Quote from Ted in The Burning Beekeeper
Robin: Look, I'm sorry. If I would've left things in your dainty, lily-white, never-ripped-an-old-lady's-wig-off hands, we would be kugel-free right now.
Ted: Oh, so, what, I'm too nice?
Robin: You never stand up for yourself. Remember that sixth grader who kept stealing your lunch?
Ted: High school was a tough time for me, okay? And that girl was muscular. Forearms like Popeye.
Ted: How do you even know about that?
Robin: Marshall told me. He also said that you had your mom stop making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches because of that girl's nut allergy.
Ted: I didn't want to add to her health problems. She was already in a wheelchair.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘The Burning Beekeeper’ Quotes
Quote from Robin
Ted: Okay, so what? I would rather be nice than be like you, always getting in fights about stuff that's not even worth fighting about.
Robin: Disagree. It's like Sun Tzu wrote in The Art of War, "Never give up. Never surrender."
Ted: That was Tim Allen in Galaxy Quest.
Robin: Whatever, dude.
Quote from Robin
Robin: Marshall, there is plenty of stuff that I don't get mad about, like the fact that you're serving pigs in blankets without hot mustard. I'm not the type of person to be driven crazy by a host who refuses to provide delicious hot mustard in which to dip my pigs in blankets! I'm the type of girl who... keeps her cool. Who keeps her cool.
Quote from Mickey
Mickey: You're going back to work? Sheez, Marshall, you are as busy as a... Oh, gosh, what are you as busy as?
Lily: Please don't talk about the bees.
Mickey: I was gonna say Nicolas Cage. That guy is in everything.