Barney Quote #1581
Quote from Barney in The Burning Beekeeper
Barney: I shouldn't do this. I shouldn't do this.
Robin: What?
Barney: This is a bad idea. This is a bad idea!
Robin: What is?
Barney: I should just go. I should just go!
Robin: Okay, okay, just tell me what is going on.
Barney: I love my penis, Robin.
Robin: Oh, Barney, you promised.
Barney: I do! I love it! If I could kiss it, I would. I'd be lying if I told you I hadn't tried.
Robin: I'm not comfortable with this conversation.
Barney: Oh, come on, Robin, it's my penis we're talking about. You've seen her, she's magnificent.
Robin: She?
Barney: Every penis is a girl, Robin. Everyone knows that. Like... ships and lake monsters.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘The Burning Beekeeper’ Quotes
Quote from Robin
Ted: Okay, so what? I would rather be nice than be like you, always getting in fights about stuff that's not even worth fighting about.
Robin: Disagree. It's like Sun Tzu wrote in The Art of War, "Never give up. Never surrender."
Ted: That was Tim Allen in Galaxy Quest.
Robin: Whatever, dude.
Quote from Robin
Robin: Marshall, there is plenty of stuff that I don't get mad about, like the fact that you're serving pigs in blankets without hot mustard. I'm not the type of person to be driven crazy by a host who refuses to provide delicious hot mustard in which to dip my pigs in blankets! I'm the type of girl who... keeps her cool. Who keeps her cool.
Quote from Mickey
Mickey: You're going back to work? Sheez, Marshall, you are as busy as a... Oh, gosh, what are you as busy as?
Lily: Please don't talk about the bees.
Mickey: I was gonna say Nicolas Cage. That guy is in everything.