Robin Quote #700
Quote from Robin in 46 Minutes
Kevin: [inner monologue] Where do I look? I mean, I can't look at her chest. Damn it! I just did. Maybe Robin didn't notice.
Robin: [inner monologue] Man, he's really up in those jugs. [out loud] Shake it, baby!
Kevin: A playa's gotta play! [inner monologue] This is weird. I'll just look her in the eyes.
Robin: [inner monologue] Is he falling in love with this stripper?
Kevin: [inner monologue] Quick, do something cool.
Robin: Make it rain, son!
Kevin: Money ain't no thang! [inner monologue] Damn it, there was a 20 in there.
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Quote from Barney
Ted: So that's it. No more Marshall.
Robin: No more Lily.
Barney: They're gone. Which means... no lame married couple shooting down all my amazing ideas. Guys, great news. I'm the new leader of the gang!
["how i met your barney" credits roll:]
Barney: [singing] Ba...ba...ba.. Ba...Barney is the new leader of the gang And life just got way more awesome. Yeah!
Quote from Barney
Barney: Enough! I am sick of you two wallowing in sadness, instead of doing the healthy thing and pretending anyone who leaves you never existed in the first place.
Kevin: I hate to agree with Barney's near-paralyzing abandonment issues, but he has a point. You can't just stop living because two of your friends moved away.
Barney: Precisely. [pre-ciss-ley] Now, as new group leader, I say we go out and do something that we never would have done with Marshall and Lily here. Ooh. Remember that amazing idea I had that one time?
[every night since 2005:]
Barney: Let's go to a strip club.
Lily: Nope.
[present:]
Barney: So what do you say? Let's declare our independence with an on-da-peen dance. On-the-peen dance.
Robin: No, we got it. We got it.
Quote from Barney
Barney: Yes! Tonight is going to be legen- Wait, are we sure it's a good idea to go to a strip club? Shut up, Lily!
I'm in charge now - dary!