Marshall Quote #918
Quote from Marshall in 46 Minutes
Lily: I know he means well, but I can't take it anymore. He won't leave, and he's acting like this is his house.
Marshall: No, I know. And these annoying notes he keeps leaving around? "I need absolute silence when practicing the drums." "Do not touch the fudge in my nightstand." "We need ant traps for my nightstand."
Lily: I find myself hiding out here just because it's the only room in the house where he can't boss us around.
Mickey: [intercom beeps] Great news. I put new batteries in the old intercom system. Now we can communicate at all times. Mickey out. [beep]
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Quote from Barney
Ted: So that's it. No more Marshall.
Robin: No more Lily.
Barney: They're gone. Which means... no lame married couple shooting down all my amazing ideas. Guys, great news. I'm the new leader of the gang!
["how i met your barney" credits roll:]
Barney: [singing] Ba...ba...ba.. Ba...Barney is the new leader of the gang And life just got way more awesome. Yeah!
Quote from Barney
Barney: Enough! I am sick of you two wallowing in sadness, instead of doing the healthy thing and pretending anyone who leaves you never existed in the first place.
Kevin: I hate to agree with Barney's near-paralyzing abandonment issues, but he has a point. You can't just stop living because two of your friends moved away.
Barney: Precisely. [pre-ciss-ley] Now, as new group leader, I say we go out and do something that we never would have done with Marshall and Lily here. Ooh. Remember that amazing idea I had that one time?
[every night since 2005:]
Barney: Let's go to a strip club.
Lily: Nope.
[present:]
Barney: So what do you say? Let's declare our independence with an on-da-peen dance. On-the-peen dance.
Robin: No, we got it. We got it.
Quote from Barney
Barney: Yes! Tonight is going to be legen- Wait, are we sure it's a good idea to go to a strip club? Shut up, Lily!
I'm in charge now - dary!