Future Ted Quote #181
Quote from Future Ted in The Rebound Girl
Barney: In fact, I think I'm done with girls. I'm not sure I even like them anymore.
Ted: Based on all the stuff you've done to them over the years, I'm not sure you ever liked them.
Barney: I'm serious.
Ted: Come on, you love girls. If anyone should be done with girls, it's me. Look at the year I've had: Zoey, Victoria,
the Slutty Pumpkin.
Barney: Now I'm worried you're gonna do something crazy.
Ted: I'm not gonna do something crazy.
Future Ted: [v.o.] And yes, I'm gonna do something crazy, too.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘The Rebound Girl’ Quotes
Quote from Marshall
Future Ted: [v.o.] That's a funny story. Marshall was fed up with his job at GNB and was thinking about leaving it all behind, so he and Lily agreed he should wait for a sign from the universe to tell him what to do. Then one day...
[flashback: Marshall is on the street and sees a strange looking ambulance drive by. He notices a stop sign and looks across the road and sees an old fire house that's for sale:]
Marshall: Of course. It's so clear. It's been right there all along. I have to call Lily. Excuse me. Excuse me, sir. I'm sorry, but, um, can I please borrow your... Ernie Hudson?
Ernie Hudson: Yes.
Marshall: Can I borrow your phone?
Ernie Hudson: Who you gonna call?
[present:]
Robin: And did Marshall become a Ghostbuster?
Marshall: That firehouse is still for sale.
Lily: Even Ernie Hudson begged you not to go through with that.
Marshall: Ernie Hudson is a coward!
Lily: [gasps]
Quote from Robin
Robin: You guys are crazy. This place is enormous. I mean, look arou... [knocks over a third lamp] Have you never heard of overhead lighting?!
Quote from Lily
Future Ted: [v.o.] In the fall of 2011, Lily and Marshall received a surprising gift from Lily's grandparents: their house in Long Island. Lily and Marshall decided to sell it for one simple reason.
Lily: It's Long Island. I don't want to spend my Saturday in Long Island.
Marshall: I know, babe, but the realtor staged the place with fake furniture and she wants us to check it out before the open house.
Lily: All right. Can we at least do it on the fake bed?
Marshall: I'm embarrassed that you have to ask.