Ted Quote #1058
Quote from Ted in Tick Tick Tick
Ted: Ah!
Creepy Guitar Guy: Hey, where's your friend?
Ted: We missed almost the entire show because he put his stupid quest for nachos ahead of our friendship, so I bolted.
Creepy Guitar Guy: Well, I'm just a creepy old guitar player, but isn't any time spent with a friend a blessing? And if nachos is all you seek, take mine, brother.
Ted: Wow! Thank you.
Man: It's a sign, bro.
Ted: It is. It's a sign I should go find Marshall! Marshall! Marshall!
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Tick Tick Tick’ Quotes
Quote from Marshall
Marshall: Oh, no. I think that sandwich was laced with other stuff. Like, hard meats.
Ted: What do you mean?
Marshall: Well, usually after a sandwich, I feel paranoid. But I'm not. [grabs Ted] Why am I not feeling paranoid?!
Quote from Barney
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, Einstein was right. Time moves at different speeds. To Barney, the previous night raced by in a blur. But then, all of a sudden, time stopped.
Robin: This might be the worst thing I've ever done.
Barney: Hey, now, you weren't at the top of your game, but it was still pretty...
Robin: Oh, my God! I just cheated on Kevin. He is the nicest guy ever. I'm a terrible person.
Barney: It's okay. We both cheated. What's that saying about two wrongs making a right?
Robin: "Two wrongs don't make a right"?
Barney: No, that's not it.
Quote from Barney
Robin: Beautiful night, huh, gang?
Barney: Yeah, Robin and I were just cheating- chatting about how warm it is. I'm breaking a trust- sweat in here. And I thought we'd be cuckold.