Barney Quote #1540
Quote from Barney in Tick Tick Tick
Barney: Okay, Nora and Kevin are gonna be here any minute.
Robin: I thought I could handle this, but I can't.
Barney: Okay, um, here's the plan. We'll grab one of the lifeboats, get back to shore, destroy the tape of us doing it...
Robin: There's a tape of us doing it?
Barney: ...and we'll start a new life together. Somewhere simple and homey, like Vermont or Dubai.
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Robin: "Two wrongs don't make a right"?
Barney: No, that's not it.
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Robin: Beautiful night, huh, gang?
Barney: Yeah, Robin and I were just cheating- chatting about how warm it is. I'm breaking a trust- sweat in here. And I thought we'd be cuckold.