Robin Quote #657
Quote from Robin in The Slutty Pumpkin Returns
Robin: It's totally a thing. Her brain is marinating in a cocktail of hormones, mood swings and jacked-up nesting instincts. I mean, yes, right now Lily is a goddess bestowing the miracle of life, but damn, she dumb!
Marshall: Well, I have noticed some stuff.
[flashback to Lily and Marshall's apartment:]
Lily: I can't find my keys or wallet anywhere!
Marshall: I found them... here in the freezer. Hey, but where are the ice cube trays?
Lily: No idea. [picks up dripping-wet purse] Those poor ice cubes! [sobs]
[present:]
Marshall: I guess she has been a little off lately.
Robin: A little? She just texted me wanting directions back from the bathroom. [to Lily, who's at the bar] Oh. We're over here! You're doing great, sweetie!
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘The Slutty Pumpkin Returns’ Quotes
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Barney: Why are you doing this to me?
Robin: Okay, you have been ripping on Canada since Justin Bieber was knee-high to a snow blower. So now this Canuck's gonna beat on you like the drummer from Yukon Blonde hopped up on Timbits.
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Barney: Wait. Where is my cash?
Robin: Oh, yeah, I did a little exchange for ya, Canucklehead. This Canadian dollar here is called a "loonie." And this two-dollar coin? A "toonie." True story.
Barney: It's federal currency and you people talk about it like it's a Hannah-Barbera character.
Robin: Not you people, Barney. Our people.
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Robin: Yo, Canada.
Barney: What? Dammit!
Robin: Ha, you answer to "Canada" now. I'll make you a deal. You wear this costume to the Halloween party tomorrow night, I'll drop it forever.
Barney: You can't be serious.
Robin: Oh, I am as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel.
Barney: I don't know what any of those words mean.
Robin: Yes. You do.