Barney Quote #1517
Quote from Barney in The Slutty Pumpkin Returns
Robin: Guys? I have a very important announcement to make. I was on Facebook.
Barney: Nobody cool's on Facebook anymore.
Robin: Well, you know who is on Facebook now? Everybody's parents. And I just happen to be friends with Barney's long-lost father, Mr. Jerome Whitaker.
Marshall: Me, too. He's gotten really good at Bejeweled Blitz.
Robin: And guess who thought my status update about Manitoba was so interesting because his mother was born in Manitoba?
Barney: What?
Robin: Which means your grandmother...
Barney: No.
Robin: Which makes you...
Barney: Don't say it!
Robin: ...one-quarter Canadian! Welcome to the tribe, hoser!
Barney: No, it's not true! That's impossible!
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘The Slutty Pumpkin Returns’ Quotes
Quote from Robin
Barney: Why are you doing this to me?
Robin: Okay, you have been ripping on Canada since Justin Bieber was knee-high to a snow blower. So now this Canuck's gonna beat on you like the drummer from Yukon Blonde hopped up on Timbits.
Quote from Robin
Barney: Wait. Where is my cash?
Robin: Oh, yeah, I did a little exchange for ya, Canucklehead. This Canadian dollar here is called a "loonie." And this two-dollar coin? A "toonie." True story.
Barney: It's federal currency and you people talk about it like it's a Hannah-Barbera character.
Robin: Not you people, Barney. Our people.
Quote from Robin
Robin: Yo, Canada.
Barney: What? Dammit!
Robin: Ha, you answer to "Canada" now. I'll make you a deal. You wear this costume to the Halloween party tomorrow night, I'll drop it forever.
Barney: You can't be serious.
Robin: Oh, I am as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel.
Barney: I don't know what any of those words mean.
Robin: Yes. You do.