Barney Quote #1516
Quote from Barney in The Slutty Pumpkin Returns
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, for years, your Uncle Barney had reveled in mocking Aunt Robin's Canadian heritage.
[flashbacks:]
Barney: To have to grow up in Canada, with America right there.
Barney: It's like an entire country without a tailor.
Barney: Why? Why do we let you be a country?!
Future Ted: [v.o.] But all that was about to change.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘The Slutty Pumpkin Returns’ Quotes
Quote from Robin
Barney: Why are you doing this to me?
Robin: Okay, you have been ripping on Canada since Justin Bieber was knee-high to a snow blower. So now this Canuck's gonna beat on you like the drummer from Yukon Blonde hopped up on Timbits.
Quote from Robin
Barney: Wait. Where is my cash?
Robin: Oh, yeah, I did a little exchange for ya, Canucklehead. This Canadian dollar here is called a "loonie." And this two-dollar coin? A "toonie." True story.
Barney: It's federal currency and you people talk about it like it's a Hannah-Barbera character.
Robin: Not you people, Barney. Our people.
Quote from Robin
Robin: Yo, Canada.
Barney: What? Dammit!
Robin: Ha, you answer to "Canada" now. I'll make you a deal. You wear this costume to the Halloween party tomorrow night, I'll drop it forever.
Barney: You can't be serious.
Robin: Oh, I am as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel.
Barney: I don't know what any of those words mean.
Robin: Yes. You do.