Future Ted Quote #176
Quote from Future Ted in The Ducky Tie
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, there was one part I left out.
[flashback to Ted and Victoria at the bus terminal:]
Victoria: Good-bye, Ted.
Ted: Okay, yes. What's the answer?
Victoria: There is a reason that it didn't work out between you and me, but it's not Germany. And I'm willing to bet it's the same reason none of your other relationships in the last six years have lasted either. It's Robin.
Ted: No.
Victoria: Yes. She is so much bigger in your world than you realize. And this thing that you're all doing, you and Barney and Robin, where the three of you hang out at the bar night in, night out, like you're all just buddies? That doesn't work. Trust me.
Ted: No, you've got it all wrong.
Victoria: I'm right about this. Good-bye, Ted.
Future Ted: [v.o.] And sure enough, she was right. It didn't work. We just didn't realize it yet.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘The Ducky Tie’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Marshall: No, it's not possible, okay? I was the one who said let's go to Shinjitsu...
[Barney sneezes]
Marshall: Bless you. How could Barney have... You brilliant bastard. It's all so obvious now. For the past, oh, I don't
know how long, five years, every time I've said, "Let's go to Shinjitsu" [Barney sneezes] Bless you. You've sneezed. Every time. [v.o.] And little by little...
[flashback to the guys in the apartment:]
Marshall: Let's go to Shinjitsu. [Barney sneezes] Bless you.
Marshall: [v.o.] ...you forged the association in my brain.
[flashback to the group at MacLaren's:]
Lily: So what should we do for dinner?
Marshall: Let's go to Shinjitsu. [Barney sneezes] Oh, bless you.
Marshall: [v.o.] Until eventually...
[flashback to a furious Marshall and Lily confronting Barney about a bouncy castle in their living room:]
Marshall: Yes, I know I said that we'd be back Sunday, but guess what? We are back now! Now what on earth... Stop bouncing! What on earth would make you think that we'd be okay with this? [Barney sneezes] Let's go to Shinjitsu.
[present:]
Marshall: When you were sick for a week last year, I had Shinjitsu like six times.
Quote from Barney
Marshall: Hey, what do you guys think of my new ducky tie? Pretty cute, right? And not that much more expensive than a regular tie.
Barney: A ducky tie? Bro, why do you do this when you know I must slam you for it? You guys might want to look away 'cause this ain't gonna be pretty. You ready? Duck, duck... gross. Hashtag burn, hashtag duck tie slam, hashtag Stinson rocks. What else is going on?
Quote from Ted
Ted: Oh, guess who I ran into. A girl from my past. Any guesses?
Lily: Stella.
Barney: Zoe.
Marshall: Karen?
Lily: The girl who beat you up.
Barney: The girl who ruined a photo with Slash!
Marshall: The girl who made you get the butterfly tattoo?
Ted: Wow, you make it sound like I've dated a series of Stieg Larrson novels.