Ted Quote #982
Quote from Ted in Challenge Accepted
Zoey: I'm still unemployed, so I had to get a couple roommates.
Ted: Saving money. Making new friends. No downside.
Zoey: They're all 22 and sell drugs.
Ted: Which means they're not taking them. So, that's a win.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Challenge Accepted’ Quotes
Quote from Future Ted
Ted: [to elderly woman] Excuse me. Can you give this to the blonde sitting alone in there and tell her Ted's really sorry? Also... Indirect sunlight. Don't overwater. Half a cup a week is more than enough.
[Ted, Robin and Barney watch as the woman enters the cafe, walks right past Zoey and gives the flower to a different blonde woman. As the woman smiles at Ted, he awkwardly waves back.]
Future Ted: [v.o.] And kids... that's how I met your mother. Psych. It was just some chick.
Quote from Barney
Ted: There's so many decisions to be made. What if I make all the wrong ones and my building just sucks?
Barney: Not possible. Your building is new. And I have one rule. New is always better.
Ted: You can't keep saying you have one rule if they're always different.
Barney: Ah, but "new is always better" is my oldest rule, which makes it the best.
Quote from Barney
Robin: [to Ted] Mr. Architect, big day for you tomorrow, huh?
Barney: Yeah, getting to stand next to me while I press the button. That is going to be legend... wait for it... dary adjacent. Legendary adjacent!