Barney Quote #1459
Quote from Barney in Challenge Accepted
Marshall: Hey, babe. The gang says feel better.
Lily: Thanks. Wait! You didn't tell them I had food poisoning, did you? Marshall, when it's stomach stuff, you just say "under the weather", or people start picturing you doing unspeakable things.
Marshall: I know. I just said that you had the sniffles. No one is picturing anything but little red-nosed you under a blankie with some hot tea.
[meanwhile at MacLaren's:]
Barney: I wonder what end it's coming out of Lily right now.
Robin: I bet it's her tushie.
Barney: I bet it's both. [imitates explosions] Hey, speaking of explosions... Enough already, Ted! That button's mine!
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Challenge Accepted’ Quotes
Quote from Future Ted
Ted: [to elderly woman] Excuse me. Can you give this to the blonde sitting alone in there and tell her Ted's really sorry? Also... Indirect sunlight. Don't overwater. Half a cup a week is more than enough.
[Ted, Robin and Barney watch as the woman enters the cafe, walks right past Zoey and gives the flower to a different blonde woman. As the woman smiles at Ted, he awkwardly waves back.]
Future Ted: [v.o.] And kids... that's how I met your mother. Psych. It was just some chick.
Quote from Barney
Ted: There's so many decisions to be made. What if I make all the wrong ones and my building just sucks?
Barney: Not possible. Your building is new. And I have one rule. New is always better.
Ted: You can't keep saying you have one rule if they're always different.
Barney: Ah, but "new is always better" is my oldest rule, which makes it the best.
Quote from Barney
Robin: [to Ted] Mr. Architect, big day for you tomorrow, huh?
Barney: Yeah, getting to stand next to me while I press the button. That is going to be legend... wait for it... dary adjacent. Legendary adjacent!