Barney Quote #1455
Quote from Barney in Landmarks
Arthur: Have you already forgotten how Mosby got that job?
Barney: By being the best architect available?
Arthur: No.
Barney: By... being Latino?
Arthur: No. Let me refresh your memory. We were in this very room.
[flashback to Barney meeting the directors of the company:]
Barney: Guys, I'm telling you, if Ted Mosby isn't fantastic, fire me.
[present:]
Barney: Damn it! I was kidding?
[flashback:]
Barney: I'm not kidding! Oh, by the way, Arthur, uh, how are things with you and your wife?
Arthur: Really good. In fact, I just put all my assets in her name. Smartest thing I've ever done.
[present:]
Barney: Damn it!
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Landmarks’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Barney: Can you believe that?! I can't be unemployed, Robin! My job is my identity; it's who I am. It gives me the confidence I need to convince girls I'm a fighter pilot.
Quote from Marshall
Marshall: A symbol of strength and constancy, the stone lion of The Arcadian has watched over New Yorkers for generations. So remember: if the lion head stonework is regal, then tearing it down should be illegal. [audience applause] Well... Did you like that? All right, uh... We must make sure the lion is always there. Destroy The Arcadian? Oh, no, don't you dare. Yeah? Yeah? Okay. Try this one on for size... If you want New York's history at your beck and call...
Mr. Horvath: All right, thank you, Mr. Eriksen.
Quote from Ted
Mr. Horvath: Mr. Mosby, do you think The Arcadian should be a landmark? It's not a difficult question.
Future Ted: [v.o.] Actually, it was a difficult question. Of course, had he asked me a few days earlier, I would have immediately said...
Ted: "Yes. The Arcadian should be a landmark." And then the crowd would have said, "Oh, my God! Did he really
just say that? Oh, heavens! Oh, my stars! I must clutch my pearls!"
Lily: So these things are generally attended by old Southern ladies?
Ted: Almost exclusively.