Barney Quote #1317

Quote from Barney in False Positive

Barney: Oh, Marshall, you only think you're happy. Just wait. Because tonight... is Barney's favorite things!
[All cheer as disco music starts playing]
Future Ted: [v.o.] That was the reaction Barney expected.
Barney: ...things!
Future Ted: [v.o.] This is the one he got.
Robin: Huh?
Marshall: I don't know what that is.
Barney: Barney's favorite things. I'm gonna give y'all a bunch of free stuff. Like Oprah.
Ted: Oh.
Barney: Just get excited, okay?


 ‘False Positive’ Quotes

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Future Ted: [v.o.] The next hour got pretty weird.
Barney: Velour tracksuits!
Marshall: Velour is so comfortable.
Lily: These are so soft!
Barney: Remote control helicopters!
Barney: Condoms!
Barney: And last but not least, there is a fleet of limos outside waiting to take us to... a strip club! You get a lap dance! You get a lap dance! You are gonna give me a lap dance! Everybody gets a lap dance!

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Ted: Uh, has it ever occurred to you to give some of this to charity?
Barney: Charity? You're seriously talking to me about charity, dude? I am Mr. Charity. I frequently sleep with sixes, chubsters, over-30s, I am the Bill and Melinda Gates of the sympathy bang.

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Barney: Hi there. We've had a lot of fun tonight. But on a more serious note, this is the time of year when we remember the importance of giving. And there's no greater gift than the gift of booty. So this holiday season, why not bang someone in need? I'm Barney Stinson, and that's... one to grow on.
Woman: Um, no.
Barney: Hi there. You know, we've had a lot of fun tonight...