Robin Quote #552
Quote from Robin in False Positive
Ted: You're a journalist. What is the matter with you?
Robin: It's a national audience. I get to wear shiny dresses.
Ted: Robin, have you forgotten about your New Year's resolution?
[flashback:]
Robin: I'm never drinking again.
[present:]
Ted: No, before that.
[flashback:]
Robin: I am gonna finish this whole bottle tonight.
[present:]
Ted: Before that too.
[flashback:]
Robin: I moved here to work for a big-time cable news channel like World Wide News. Well, by this time next year... I will be wearing a World Wide News I.D. badge around my neck. And to show you that I'm serious... this is my first and only drink of the night.
Ted: Okay.
Robin: Oh, damn, that's smooth.
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Quote from Barney
Future Ted: [v.o.] The next hour got pretty weird.
Barney: Velour tracksuits!
Marshall: Velour is so comfortable.
Lily: These are so soft!
Barney: Remote control helicopters!
Barney: Condoms!
Barney: And last but not least, there is a fleet of limos outside waiting to take us to... a strip club! You get a lap dance! You get a lap dance! You are gonna give me a lap dance! Everybody gets a lap dance!
Quote from Barney
Ted: Uh, has it ever occurred to you to give some of this to charity?
Barney: Charity? You're seriously talking to me about charity, dude? I am Mr. Charity. I frequently sleep with sixes, chubsters, over-30s, I am the Bill and Melinda Gates of the sympathy bang.
Quote from Barney
Barney: Hi there. We've had a lot of fun tonight. But on a more serious note, this is the time of year when we remember the importance of giving. And there's no greater gift than the gift of booty. So this holiday season, why not bang someone in need? I'm Barney Stinson, and that's... one to grow on.
Woman: Um, no.
Barney: Hi there. You know, we've had a lot of fun tonight...