Robin Quote #550
Quote from Robin in False Positive
Ted: Uh, yeah, it's hard to take criticism from someone who just recorded seven episodes of Million Dollar Heads or Tails. Kids, Million Dollar Heads or Tails was an extremely popular show... with an extremely simple premise.
[Million Dollar Heads or Tails:]
Alex Trebek: All right, your practice flip came up tails but our Vegas oddsmaker tells us that the next toss is still just 50-50. And so, Jordan, for one million dollars... heads or tails?
Audience: Tails! Heads! Tails!
Jordan: What was the year of the coin again?
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘False Positive’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Future Ted: [v.o.] The next hour got pretty weird.
Barney: Velour tracksuits!
Marshall: Velour is so comfortable.
Lily: These are so soft!
Barney: Remote control helicopters!
Barney: Condoms!
Barney: And last but not least, there is a fleet of limos outside waiting to take us to... a strip club! You get a lap dance! You get a lap dance! You are gonna give me a lap dance! Everybody gets a lap dance!
Quote from Barney
Ted: Uh, has it ever occurred to you to give some of this to charity?
Barney: Charity? You're seriously talking to me about charity, dude? I am Mr. Charity. I frequently sleep with sixes, chubsters, over-30s, I am the Bill and Melinda Gates of the sympathy bang.
Quote from Barney
Barney: Hi there. We've had a lot of fun tonight. But on a more serious note, this is the time of year when we remember the importance of giving. And there's no greater gift than the gift of booty. So this holiday season, why not bang someone in need? I'm Barney Stinson, and that's... one to grow on.
Woman: Um, no.
Barney: Hi there. You know, we've had a lot of fun tonight...