Lily Quote #485
Quote from Lily in Canning Randy
Barney: Marshall popped his cherry! Come on, Marshall, you have to admit, the guy was a disaster. It reflected badly on the company. He was an embarrassment. A huge embarrassment.
Lily: You slept with Randy!
Marshall: [gasps]
Robin: What?
Lily: It's elementary, my dear Scherbatson. Your co-host is getting super-popular because of her stupid commercial. So, when you arrived at the GNB party after we left, you were feeling vulnerable and drunk. Then, from across the not-so-crowded conference room, your eyes met. And as we all remember, Randy has a unique condition.
Robin: That's... exactly what happened.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Canning Randy’ Quotes
Quote from Lily
Lily: Robin, who'd you sleep with?
Robin: I told you, Randy. He was a machine.
Lily: Where's the poop, Robin?
Quote from Ted
Ted: And so, due to one architectural oversight, the Toledo Bridge Disaster of 1906 claimed the lives of 75 people. [dressed as a hotdog] Now, I hate to stop while I'm on a roll, but happy Halloween, ya crazies!
Scotty: Professor Brosby, you gonna come get beers with us later?
Ted: Nah, I got a thing. But you kids have fun trick or treating.
Betty: This is our treat. You're the coolest, Professor Mosby.
Ted: Well, hot dog.
[later, at a Halloween party:]
Lily: Did it hurt?
Ted: What?
Lily: Getting that kid's nose surgically removed from your ass.
Ted: It's not her nose that's in my ass, Lily, it's her heart. My class loves me. I'm really making an impression on those guys.
Quote from Barney
Barney: Man, I love the office Halloween party. It is so much sluttier than the office Christmas party. Though not as freaky as the office President's Day Rave. Or the office Tu B'Shvat Pajama Jammy-Jam.