Lily Quote #484
Quote from Lily in Canning Randy
Ted: I lost them.
Lily: Look, you're new at teaching. In my kindergarten class, I have had plenty of troublesome students. Like Johnny Marley. He and that little stuffed horsey raised all kinds of hell. But I have a simple method for shutting down troublemakers. You know that '98 Taurus that's always parked outside? The one with the really annoying alarm?
Ted & Robin: Woo-woo-woo-woo. Woo-woo-woo-woo. Ooh-wee! Ooh-wee! Ooh-wee! Whoo-oop! Whoo-ooop! Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh.
Ted: We're familiar with it.
Lily: Well, when a kid like Johnny acts up in my class...
[flashback to Lily in her kindergarten class room turning the lights on and off and making a siren noise]
Lily: Shuts them right up.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Canning Randy’ Quotes
Quote from Lily
Lily: Robin, who'd you sleep with?
Robin: I told you, Randy. He was a machine.
Lily: Where's the poop, Robin?
Quote from Ted
Ted: And so, due to one architectural oversight, the Toledo Bridge Disaster of 1906 claimed the lives of 75 people. [dressed as a hotdog] Now, I hate to stop while I'm on a roll, but happy Halloween, ya crazies!
Scotty: Professor Brosby, you gonna come get beers with us later?
Ted: Nah, I got a thing. But you kids have fun trick or treating.
Betty: This is our treat. You're the coolest, Professor Mosby.
Ted: Well, hot dog.
[later, at a Halloween party:]
Lily: Did it hurt?
Ted: What?
Lily: Getting that kid's nose surgically removed from your ass.
Ted: It's not her nose that's in my ass, Lily, it's her heart. My class loves me. I'm really making an impression on those guys.
Quote from Barney
Barney: Man, I love the office Halloween party. It is so much sluttier than the office Christmas party. Though not as freaky as the office President's Day Rave. Or the office Tu B'Shvat Pajama Jammy-Jam.