Barney Quote #1279
Quote from Barney in Canning Randy
Future Ted: [v.o.] Oh, we were big fans of New York's annual Halloween parade. I don't mean the one that takes place Halloween night in the Village. I mean the one that takes place the morning of November 1st... the Annual Post Halloween Walk of Shame Parade.
Marshall: Look at them heading home after their dirty, filthy hookups.
Barney: Looks like that bee got busy.
Ted: Looks like that French maid didn't turn down somebody's bed.
Marshall: Looks like Pocahontas has a couple of wounded knees.
Ted: Come on, Marshall.
Barney: There's a line.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Canning Randy’ Quotes
Quote from Lily
Lily: Robin, who'd you sleep with?
Robin: I told you, Randy. He was a machine.
Lily: Where's the poop, Robin?
Quote from Ted
Ted: And so, due to one architectural oversight, the Toledo Bridge Disaster of 1906 claimed the lives of 75 people. [dressed as a hotdog] Now, I hate to stop while I'm on a roll, but happy Halloween, ya crazies!
Scotty: Professor Brosby, you gonna come get beers with us later?
Ted: Nah, I got a thing. But you kids have fun trick or treating.
Betty: This is our treat. You're the coolest, Professor Mosby.
Ted: Well, hot dog.
[later, at a Halloween party:]
Lily: Did it hurt?
Ted: What?
Lily: Getting that kid's nose surgically removed from your ass.
Ted: It's not her nose that's in my ass, Lily, it's her heart. My class loves me. I'm really making an impression on those guys.
Quote from Barney
Barney: Man, I love the office Halloween party. It is so much sluttier than the office Christmas party. Though not as freaky as the office President's Day Rave. Or the office Tu B'Shvat Pajama Jammy-Jam.