Ted Quote #865
Quote from Ted in Architect of Destruction
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, in the fall of 2010, I was designing the new headquarters for Goliath National Bank, which meant working side by side with your Uncle Barney.
Ted: I love your idea about a giant rooftop ring of fire you can jump through with a motorcycle, but I tweaked it
slightly and... This is still super bad-ass. It's now a patio garden where you can bring a nice bag lunch.
Barney: Sick.
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Quote from Barney
Barney: Ted, I know you love crap old stuff no one cares about. But I'm gonna give yo. four words to live by. New is always better.
Ted: New is always better?
Barney: You know who's a million times hotter than the hottest girl I've ever slept with? Her okay-looking friend
I haven't seen naked. Why? Because new is always better.
Quote from Barney
Barney: Dude. Working together is gonna be legen... Wait for it. I'll send you an inter-office memo with the rest 'cause we freakin' work together!
Quote from Barney
Ted: I'm sorry. I can't do this if it means tearing down The Arcadian. It's an architectural landmark. Plus, people live there. How does GNB plan to get hundreds of residents to just up and leave?
Barney: Snakes.
Ted: Did you just say "snakes"?
Barney: I don't recall saying "snakes".