Marshall Quote #729
Quote from Marshall in Architect of Destruction
Future Ted: [v.o.] That night, as I worked on a new design that just might solve all my problems, Marshall was visited by a disturbing vision.
[As Marshall and Lily kiss in bed, he imagines Lily and Robin sitting in the corner talking about his sexual prowess:]
Imaginary Lily: Ugh, he thinks I like this... But it feels disgusting.
Imaginary Robin: Uh, it looks disgusting.
Marshall: Um... Uh, is this working for you?
Imaginary Lily: "Uh, is this working for you?"
Imaginary Robin: Oh, of course, because what woman doesn't like being slobbered on while some giant paws at her nether regions like Lenny from Of Mice and Men?
Imaginary Lily: Oh, you're bad.
Imaginary Robin: More Cosmos?
Marshall: I can't... I can't do this! I can't stop thinking about you and Robin!
Lily: Oh, I've had that a couple times. Just lean into it and let it fuel things.
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Barney: Ted, I know you love crap old stuff no one cares about. But I'm gonna give yo. four words to live by. New is always better.
Ted: New is always better?
Barney: You know who's a million times hotter than the hottest girl I've ever slept with? Her okay-looking friend
I haven't seen naked. Why? Because new is always better.
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Barney: Dude. Working together is gonna be legen... Wait for it. I'll send you an inter-office memo with the rest 'cause we freakin' work together!
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Ted: I'm sorry. I can't do this if it means tearing down The Arcadian. It's an architectural landmark. Plus, people live there. How does GNB plan to get hundreds of residents to just up and leave?
Barney: Snakes.
Ted: Did you just say "snakes"?
Barney: I don't recall saying "snakes".