Barney Quote #1195
Quote from Barney in Robots Vs. Wrestlers
Marshall: Best tradition ever.
Barney: Don't humor me, Marshall. Let's face it, the gang is over. Ted's gone, Robin's gone. We might as well just go our separate ways.
Lily: God, Barney, enough with the abandonment issues. Ted's allowed to have a life outside of the group. We all are.
Barney: Wait a minute. Why are you saying that all of a sudden? Oh, God, you're pregnant!
Lily: No!
Barney: Oh, God, you already had the baby! It's right behind me, isn't it?
Lily: No, you idiot. It's just... Eventually, we're all gonna move on. It's called growing up.
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Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, I think I told you how earlier that year we had seen some doppelgangers of ourselves around town. There was Lesbian Robin. There was Mustache Marshall. And, of course, Stripper Lily. Well, that night, one more doppelganger surfaced. Mexican Wrestler Ted.
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Peter Bogdanovich: Which is exactly what Truffaut was talking about in his 1954 article in Cahiers du cinema. Film is an auteur's medium, full stop.
Marshall: [laughs] Movies. Right? Actors. Willem Dafoe. Funny thing about Willem Dafoe. Uh, his name kind of sounds like a frog talking to a parrot. [in deep voice] Willem. [in high-pitched voice] Dafoe! [deep] Willem. [high] Dafoe! No?
Quote from Barney
Barney: Fine, you guys can have a baby, but only under these conditions. One, you promise to always love me more than the baby. Two, once a month I get to use the baby to pick up chicks. Three, that may involve the baby falling from a two-story window and me heroically catching it. Four, no breast-feeding in front of me. Five, forget about four. You can whip them out whenever you want.