Barney Quote #1194
Quote from Barney in Robots Vs. Wrestlers
Ted: Actually, I kind of like these stuffy, pretentious snoots. They don't make fart noises every time I open my mouth. Well, look, I'm gonna stay. I'll see you guys tomorrow.
Lily: Yeah, come on, Barney. It's just one night. It doesn't mean anything.
Barney: Oh! It means everything. Ted, if you don't come to Robots vs. Wrestlers, it's the end of our friendship.
Ted: I'll see you guys tomorrow.
Barney: Fine. Then you are out of our gang forever. You can re-apply in two years. Marshall, Lily. Let's go watch wrestlers fight robots. [exits, returns] So embarrassing. I forgot something. [hits gong]
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