Ted Quote #809
Quote from Ted in Robots Vs. Wrestlers
Ted: Guys, guys, guys, guys, Will Shortz! Editor of the Times crossword! You know how I've been saying, "They always use Ulee from Ulee's Gold because of the vowels"? Well, tell them, Will, tell them.
Will Shortz: Because of the vowels.
Ted: It's because of the vowels!
Marshall: Wow. Ted, can I talk to you just for a second?
Ted: Hey, Will. Ten-letter word for diminutive egg-based torte?
Will Shortz: Mini-quiche? Where?
Ted: Right there.
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