Ted Quote #802
Quote from Ted in Robots Vs. Wrestlers
Ted: Guys, come on. I'm just trying to add a little class to these proceedings. It's like that line from Dante's Inferno.
[As Marshall makes a fart noise, Lily and Barney laugh]
Ted: "Consider your origins. You were not born to live like brutes."
[As Lily makes a fart noise, Marshall and Barney laugh]
Ted: "But to follow virtue and knowledge."
[As Barney makes a fart noise, Marshall and Lily laugh]
Ted: Or, in the original Italian...
[All groan]
Ted: [speaks Italian]
[As Marshall, Lily and Barney make fart noises, Ted gives up.]
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Robots Vs. Wrestlers’ Quotes
Quote from Future Ted
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, I think I told you how earlier that year we had seen some doppelgangers of ourselves around town. There was Lesbian Robin. There was Mustache Marshall. And, of course, Stripper Lily. Well, that night, one more doppelganger surfaced. Mexican Wrestler Ted.
Quote from Marshall
Peter Bogdanovich: Which is exactly what Truffaut was talking about in his 1954 article in Cahiers du cinema. Film is an auteur's medium, full stop.
Marshall: [laughs] Movies. Right? Actors. Willem Dafoe. Funny thing about Willem Dafoe. Uh, his name kind of sounds like a frog talking to a parrot. [in deep voice] Willem. [in high-pitched voice] Dafoe! [deep] Willem. [high] Dafoe! No?
Quote from Barney
Barney: Fine, you guys can have a baby, but only under these conditions. One, you promise to always love me more than the baby. Two, once a month I get to use the baby to pick up chicks. Three, that may involve the baby falling from a two-story window and me heroically catching it. Four, no breast-feeding in front of me. Five, forget about four. You can whip them out whenever you want.