Lily Quote #428
Quote from Lily in Say Cheese
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, your Aunt Lily has always been one of those people who loves their birthday. Loves it.
[As Marshall and Lily sleep in bed, the alarm clock beeps as it turns 12:00 a.m.]
Lily: It's my birthday!
[Marshall kisses Lily and places a tiara on her head]
Future Ted: So it's a good thing she married Marshall.
[When the alarm clock beeps at 9:00, Lily is alone in bed]
Lily: It's still my birthday!
Future Ted: Because he loves planning birthdays.
Marshall: Feliz Cumpleanos, baby. The theme of today's birthday breakfast in bed is Spanish Interlude.
[A guitar player walks in. Marshall opens the curtains, to reveal a Spanish background]
Marshall: How on Earth did we end up in the lyrical rolling hills of Northern Spain?
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Quote from Barney
Robin: Chip and dip, Barney?
Barney: Sure.
Robin: A-ha! [camera clicks] Got it! A bad picture.
Barney: Is it, though?
Robin: No, wait. You were eating a chip! Where's the chip?
Barney: It is physically impossible for me to take a bad picture. I don't know why. Ask God. [kisses his fingers and raises them to the heavens]
Quote from Barney
Robin: Oh, whoopsie, hey, I dropped my phone. You mind picking it up for me?
Barney: Oh, sure.
Robin: Smile, you son-of-a-bitch! Got it!
Barney: Did you, though?
Robin: What? How do you do that? You weren't even standing up.
Barney: The camera loves me, Robin. More than loves me. The camera lusts after me. The camera wants to put on some nice lingerie, pop in an Al Green CD, dim the lights, and do all the work, while I just lie there with my eyes closed. [clicks tongue]
Quote from Barney
Robin: Wait a second, look at these pictures again. Barney has the same pose in each shot, and these are, like, years apart.
Barney: Ah, yes, about that. I never take a bad picture. Never have. Never will.
Robin: [scoffs] Okay, there has to be a bad picture of you.
Barney: Nope! Not one.
Robin: What about from elementary school? Everyone has bad pictures from school.
Barney: Not the Barnacle. I always look drop-dead, stone-cold amazing. Unlike Marshall, who just looks dead, stoned, and cold.